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look! [Sep. 25th, 2009|01:19 pm]
http://www.uncleblistersorphanage.com/
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inspiration [Apr. 23rd, 2009|02:08 pm]
and slowly it invades me
again.

causing thoughts
of things
what had never previously thought
let alone
considered.
to look at things in different ways
infinte ways to look at all the infinte tiny things?!
shake the human instinct of assumption that

we know enough.

and then shit your mind's pants (or blow your pants' mind)
at the thought of the inifinite things you could do with
even the smallest piece of broken glass.
its easy maybe if i decided to expect nothing. ever.
never ever ever ever. forever and ever and ever.

............here's to trying and succeeding most of the time.
the warm disease of life inside of life.
you want to kill it.
kill it with other diseases.
but you can't kill it.
but it wont kill you.
not this disease anyway....
it will just come back to haunt you when you start to
think that maybe everything really is okay.

and then i remember that none of this really matters, anyway.....
and i mean that in the sweetest of ways.....
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gripe morning in the night. [Apr. 23rd, 2009|01:38 pm]
angry rant about the sad state if feminism....

( i reserve the right to exagerate about anything.
please try to not be too delicate while reading .... but feel free to respond with opinions about it.)


whats the matter with ladies today?????



keep flirting with freedom.... see where it gets you.

she wont ever love you like you love her.

look before you sit!

the toilet seat analogy to describe most women obscured views of feminism's.
it seems like after our founding mothers of feminism's opened their eyes, they for got to remind their daughters to open theirs.
instead of equality, it seems like alot of women got hungry and started wanting power.
they flaunt their strength and their manish calves
transforming men in to shaking tea cup chiuaua... fragile and shaking. too scared to hold a door for a lady who, as she may remind you, can open it her own damn self.
it seems that i need to write a follow up book to DR LAURAS THE PROPER CARE AND FEEDING OF HUSBANDS.
only mine shall be titled proper care and feeding of house husbands.
does your husband keep leaving the toilet seat up?
maybe instead of complaining about it maybe you should just look before you sit down to pee.
or better yet, learn to pee standing up. its much more sanitary anyway, and will leave you feeling powerful. can even make a troff thing out of an old tall boy can and pretend its a big shiny dick. your very own shiny dick.
while in a perfect world, i would be treated as an equal and respected and payed just like man,
{ as long as i would be willing to work just as hard as one. }
but i really don't think you could make the average man look at woman as anything other then what their very basic biology is telling them a woman is. something to fuck.
lets get together as women and try not to take that personally. That desire obviously doesnt stop at just women. so lets not flatter ourselves.
most men would probably fuck tighter things, anyway. like each other.
so just shut the fuck up, and always look at the damn seat before you sit down.
and go in the kitchen, learn to bake and cook, and look really hot while doing it.
and secretly plan the destruction capable straight men
{by using that advantage that you have over them
which is the sort of truth in which most men
would throw away their whole lives for just a tap of even the ugliest ass.}
if your in to that sort of thing.
but what the fuck do we ladies really want?
more shoes?
more reasons to ocmplain?
children?
an affair?
a big slick dick?
a dyke?
a horse!
i think your better off ignoring men (and people) all together if you are unable to accept EVERYONE how they are and insist they do the same to you.
i suppose it depends on the person. the man. the woman.
and how open your eyes are.
and ultimately trust nothing because its all after you.but until then, just suck the dick.
roll it around in your mouth.
let it come in your ass,
and enjoy the BMW, you stupid stupid bitch.



look at this instead.
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straight from my minds asshole and hot on your chest, baby. [Apr. 17th, 2009|02:49 pm]
straight from my minds asshole and hot on your chest, babies.......

http://www.uncleblistersorphanage.com
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(no subject) [Jan. 22nd, 2009|11:29 am]
i been painting mental pictures with my pubic hair brush since 1984

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(no subject) [Nov. 9th, 2008|12:11 am]
ma pug.
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(no subject) [Oct. 24th, 2008|11:55 am]
The mayor of west hollywood is considering a ban on Sarah Palin costumes.


West Hollywood mayor, Mayor Jeffrey Prang said
“It’s not that we’re against dressing up as Sarah,” said West Hollywood mayor, Mayor Jeffrey Prang. “It’s just so tacky. It’s like thinking of impersonating Marilyn. There’s no challenge. Bangs, heavy rouge to build those high cheek bones and those awful glasses. Voila…you’re Sarah. We expect our residents to lead the way, not come up with something every drunk notary in Bakersfield will be wearing.”

If i was the mayor of the united states and surrounding areas, I would ban not wearing costumes on halloween. I would say that any sexy costume must be un sexified and turned in to something creative, but let the ladies have their day. I myself shall refuse anything sexy since looking like a slut is for the rest of the year. i'll save the 31st for those things that i cant walk around wearing on a normal day. like my zappa outfit. or my tesla disguise......

actually, i don't know what i want to be yet. I cant decide. my indesicion always leaves me with a mediocre costume.
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zap [Jun. 23rd, 2007|04:54 pm]
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
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(no subject) [Mar. 21st, 2007|02:55 pm]
blah
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oh. [Jan. 17th, 2007|09:35 am]
i did something fun today.
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